Laura Bitterman

bittsName: Laura Beth Bitterman, #33

AKA: Bitterman, Bitty, Bitts, tits, LB

Age: 26

Hometown: Edina, MN

Position: cutter

Years on Brute: 4

Ultimate Resumé: UW-Madison Bella Donna, 1st Team All Region, Callahan Nominee 2010

Off-field Role: “too many to name”

In real life I…am in a grad school program at MGH studying to be a Nurse Practitioner.  I like to spend an unreasonable amount of time getting ready to go to team events. I enjoy watching Vicky Negus try to play basketball and I spend a lot of time thinking of ways to make Mike uncomfortable in the TEAM huddle.

Favorite pump up jam: Timber by Ke$ha feat. Pit Bull. Also the one that goes…”when I met you in the summah”

My greatest irrational fear: The sound styrofoam makes

Hobbies: magnets.

Favorite Quotes: “Liên, make me pancakes!” -Kami Groom
“The sheer emotional bliss I feel from the first 5 seconds of Timber is unparalleled” -Laura Bitterman

Fun Fact: Best damn tapper, most smartest.


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