Name: Erin Qing Rea
AKA: Cynthia, HERON!
Age: I’m pretty sure I’m 24. No I’m not.. I’m 25 now.
Hometown: Boise, Idaho
Position: D-Line Cutter
Seasons on Brute Squad: 1st!
Ultimate Resumé:
Middlebury Lady Pranksters 2012-2016. Captain 2016.
Slow White 2015-2016
Off-field Role: Banana! and also, I’m a wading bird.
In real life I…am a highly employable young college grad looking for a job! I enjoy eating chocolate. Sometimes I fart in my cubicle that I share with 2 coworkers.
Favorite pump up Jam: Christmas Songs
What’s the worst bet you’ve lost?
I lost a bet to drink a lot of laxatives. And then another time I lost one to put pizza in my pants. Also, I had to switch clothes with my tiny friend every time I saw her for a week in college. She lived in the next room down the hall.
What’a your biggest irrational fear?
I don’t like cuticles
What Harry Potter House do you think you belong in?
Hufflepuff
What Harry Potter House do you ACTUALLY belong in (Official Sorting Hat Quiz):
53% Hufflepuff, 44% ravenclaw, 3% Gryffindor. Apparently I’m a huge chicken…
Dumbest thing(s) you’ve ever done:
I once wore tennis shoes on the beach
Social Media Intro:
This dope rookie comes to us from the great land of potatoes! But actually her early ultimate experience was cultivated by a bunch of Lady Pranksters in western VT. She then spent two years doin’ time as one of the 27 dwarves on Slow White. We’re so happy to have her on Brute this year! She is a woman of her word, even if it means putting pizza in her pants or stomaching a bunch of laxatives, she will follow through. What she lacks in winning bets, she makes up for with ridiculous athleticism. Specifically lighting fast cutting and complete dominance in the sky. No joke, one practice she got stung by a bee mid deep cut and still caught the score. Without further adieu, we present to you #16, our soaring #HERON, Erin Rea. #banana #pizzapants #screwyoubee
