Chelsea Witte-Garcia


Name: Chelsea Elaine Witte-Garcia, #24

AKA: Witte

Age: 30

Hometown: Cottage Grove, WI

Position: Cutter

Years on Brute: 2 (non-consecutive)

Ultimate Resumé:
University of Wisconsin Bella Donna 2005-2006
University of California Berkeley Pie Queens 2006-2007
Zeitgeist 2007-2009
Brute 2012, 2014
Blackbird 2013 & worlds 2012

Off-field Role: tournament rental car coordinating extraordinaire

In real life I…am a Technology Specialist, trained as a scientist but now  I advise scientists, universities, and biotech/pharma companies on their intellectual property and scientific development. Starting (part-time) law school in Sept!  I enjoy running, hiking, traveling, cooking, baking, I make really good homemade ice cream. The more excited I get, the higher my voice gets.

Favorite pump up jam: Dolly Parton- “9 to 5, you have to punch the clock and go to work”

One food I could eat forever (disregarding nutrition/practicality): POTATOES! They’re so versatile! mashed potatoes, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, French fries, curly fries, crinkle cut, steak fries, hash browns, potato pancakes, au gratin, scalloped potatoes, in a soup, in a curry, so. many. options.

My secret talent is: I am the reigning hot dog eating champion of my PhD Lab!

Editor’s note: Witte is very mysterious and refuses to confirm or deny certain rumors related to exciting fun facts that may or may not have to do with fashion and runways.IMG_2022CUS_ClubNat12-(ZF-7553-56819-1-017)

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